Eat the Rich Unisex Recycled Long Shorts are class anger made wearable - a slogan aimed straight at billionaires, landlords, corporate profiteers, and the system that protects hoarded wealth while everyone else is squeezed. It’s political streetwear that refuses austerity narratives and refuses scapegoating. Aim up. Always. Designed for comfort and durability, these unisex shorts feature mesh side pockets for convenient carry and UPF50 protection to help shield you from the sun. Made from recycled materials, they’re an eco-conscious choice that blends sustainability with style. Whether you’re out organising, travelling, or just moving through summer heat, these shorts keep it practical while your politics stay unmistakable. • 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex • Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²) • Breathable and fast-drying material • UPF50 protection • Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring • Mesh side pockets • Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team • Fabric is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 & Global Recycled Standard (GRS) certified
